gchat, binders, and sex

I want to meet the person who came up with gchat&aim.

&& Make love to that person.

If it wasn't for you.. I would not make it through the work day.

I have approximately a half hour till I complete my work day. And I'm gonna write as opposed to stuffing binders (which I have been doing all week).

This job=papercuts :(

I would really like to enjoy the weather.

Also, can someone... anyone... tell me how to get a video from the internet up!? Haha I thought i knew how. Apparently not.

ANYWAY. I had a bizzare AIM conversation today with a complete stranger.
It's quite long. I'll break it down quick and easy.

This person IMs me and asks who I am because my sn showed up on his buddy list.
I figure maybe its an old friend... I can't think of any other reason as to who would have my sn so I say my name is Ally Hardy.

Well I was wrong and he doesn't know who I am. Hahaha. I have no idea who he is either.

HE STARTS ASKING ME FOR A PICTURE!?!?
Since he already knows my name I told him to just check facebook or something.
Of course he doesn't have one.
Then he insists on sending me a picture... So i give him an old email address. One I never use anymore.
he says "alright sent a picture. its kind of shirtless though..which i admit to be lame lol"
Wtf. I don't even bother opening the picture, I just took a quick glance at the thumbnail and I tell him that I still dont know him.

Oh my god. This kid still wants to carry on a conversation.
He's asking me what I like to do for fun, what I love, what I hate, where I work.

THEN. He asks....
"have a boyfriend or singleeeee?"

I reply...
"in the middle"

He tells me he's been single for a month...
Shit gets weirder...

person: weird not having sex though haha after 2 years of steady sex but whatever! thats an adjustment lol
me: hahaha im sure you'll be able to manage
person: haha i hope so!
me: hahaa
person: lol well at least youll be entering the days of steady sex. at least one of us will survive ally lol
me: i guess i should speak for myself then haha
person: lol what?
me: expression. meaning i cant really say whether or not you'll make it
person: lol well i hope i dont die from a lack of sex. i dont think the penis ACTUALLY falls off haha
me: hopefully you'll be fine. fingers crossed

seriously?
Conversation OVER.