I hate work.
3 or 4 years ago I had a livejournal which I wrote in everyday. Granted... almost every post was me whining like a bitch but regardless, I miss just typing away. I tried searching for my old username on livejournal but I can't find it haha.
Anyway
This past weekend was Valentines Day weekend. It really was just another regular day for me, I did not hate it, nor was I excited. I actually did get someone a card though, but I chickened out on giving it to them even though it was silly hah.
The actual "holiday" was spent with good friends at a Mexican restaurant. We were crowded in the corner by the bar and I'm sipping my margarita sitting on a barstool waiting for a table when all of a sudden I hear an "excuse me" coming from behind my friend. I turn to look and its some older girl sitting on the other side of him trying to get MY attention.
girl: Hi I really like your sparkles!
me: [took a while but i realized she was refering to my... necklaces] thanks
girl: Your sparkles are so pretty. I really like your sparkles.
me: Thanks a lot.
[I turn back to my friends who are clearly suffocating themselves to contain their laughter]
girl: Excuse me, I'm sorry you probably think I'm so rude, I really like your sparkles
me: Thank you
girl: What's your name I'm Kim [hand shake]
me: ally [and i return the hand shake pissed off because I know if I gave a fake name someone would call me out on it]
girl: I'm here all by myself my friends were suppose to come join me but they can't make it anymore and I'm just here alone so I figured I would at least have a good time.
me: oh that sucks
girl: I know! So I decided to have a margarita and a beer and just take a cab home later. I live kinda far so it sucks taking a cab ride all the way home its like a $30 cab ride that I have to pay by myself.
me: that sucks [I turn to my friends again who are now all blue in the face]
girl: So whats your name?
me: ...ally
girl: You're so nice, its hard to meet nice people in Philadelphia I go to school at DREXEL [of course, of course she goes to my school. fml- luckily she doing clinical rotations lmao] and its hard to meet people sometimes, but you guys are so nice.
[allen starts talking to her to try and save me and I turn back to the rest of my friends]
[no good]
me: Yea so my friends aren't coming and I'm here by myself but you guys are so nice, and I really like your sparkles, I'm so jealous of your sparkles
ally: I like necklaces..
She went on and on about the same shit... but that is basically what happened till she just got up and left.
my friends decided....
"sparkles" = boobs
"I live kinda far so it sucks taking a cab ride all the way home its like a $30 cab ride that I have to pay by myself."= Come home with me
my friends now end every sentence in dyke when talking to me.
Probably one of the most awkward situations in my life.
3 or 4 years ago I had a livejournal which I wrote in everyday. Granted... almost every post was me whining like a bitch but regardless, I miss just typing away. I tried searching for my old username on livejournal but I can't find it haha.
Anyway
This past weekend was Valentines Day weekend. It really was just another regular day for me, I did not hate it, nor was I excited. I actually did get someone a card though, but I chickened out on giving it to them even though it was silly hah.
The actual "holiday" was spent with good friends at a Mexican restaurant. We were crowded in the corner by the bar and I'm sipping my margarita sitting on a barstool waiting for a table when all of a sudden I hear an "excuse me" coming from behind my friend. I turn to look and its some older girl sitting on the other side of him trying to get MY attention.
girl: Hi I really like your sparkles!
me: [took a while but i realized she was refering to my... necklaces] thanks
girl: Your sparkles are so pretty. I really like your sparkles.
me: Thanks a lot.
[I turn back to my friends who are clearly suffocating themselves to contain their laughter]
girl: Excuse me, I'm sorry you probably think I'm so rude, I really like your sparkles
me: Thank you
girl: What's your name I'm Kim [hand shake]
me: ally [and i return the hand shake pissed off because I know if I gave a fake name someone would call me out on it]
girl: I'm here all by myself my friends were suppose to come join me but they can't make it anymore and I'm just here alone so I figured I would at least have a good time.
me: oh that sucks
girl: I know! So I decided to have a margarita and a beer and just take a cab home later. I live kinda far so it sucks taking a cab ride all the way home its like a $30 cab ride that I have to pay by myself.
me: that sucks [I turn to my friends again who are now all blue in the face]
girl: So whats your name?
me: ...ally
girl: You're so nice, its hard to meet nice people in Philadelphia I go to school at DREXEL [of course, of course she goes to my school. fml- luckily she doing clinical rotations lmao] and its hard to meet people sometimes, but you guys are so nice.
[allen starts talking to her to try and save me and I turn back to the rest of my friends]
[no good]
me: Yea so my friends aren't coming and I'm here by myself but you guys are so nice, and I really like your sparkles, I'm so jealous of your sparkles
ally: I like necklaces..
She went on and on about the same shit... but that is basically what happened till she just got up and left.
my friends decided....
"sparkles" = boobs
"I live kinda far so it sucks taking a cab ride all the way home its like a $30 cab ride that I have to pay by myself."= Come home with me
my friends now end every sentence in dyke when talking to me.
Probably one of the most awkward situations in my life.
edit:
Greg: hahahahha
lololol
"i like yo sparkles gurrllll"
im picturing
like
a girl version
of the "can i getcho number" guy
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